I’m writing this in the final days of the build up to the referendum on Britain’s membership of the EU.
“with so few weeks to go before the vote, I believe that the negativity, the bickering, the foul-mouthing, and particularly the wholesale abuse of facts by both sides have seen off most of our attempts to make the vote interesting”. So said Jon Snow, the veteran Channel 4 news presenter.
This can be mostly explained by the way the debate has been hijacked by the various campaigns to be the next leader of the Conservative Party. What a shame someone has to win that particular race. The players are all so impossible to like. More of that, perhaps, another time.
For my part, the idea of leaving the EU makes as much sense as arguments for Cornwall becoming independent from England. Maybe less.
Or indeed, for our older listeners, it’s about as sensible as the idea behind the classic Ealing Comedy ‘Passport to Pimlico’ in which, as I recall, the London borough declares itself part of Burgundy by some ancient charter, and therefore not responsible to Westminster. The script was written by Thomas Clarke, who had a reputation for developing absurd ideas to their likely conclusion.
Bizarrely the film was inspired by real life events – the maternity ward of Ottawa Civic Hospital was temporarily declared extraterritorial by the Canadian government so that, when Princess Margriet of the Netherlands was born there, she would not lose her right to the throne.
I simply can’t understand how anyone could seriously consider Brexit a good idea, except perhaps as a source of entertaining literary and film ideas for future writers. Ahh, now I get it.