She is a thing of beauty, no?

Not the kit.

The press release, silly.

“The collection features a commissioned artwork featured on the jersey from underground street artist Hazul Luzah. The design, in his signature contrasting line-work and free hand geometric pattern, throughout the jersey … features a combination of White, Dazzling Blue and Maldives Blue. The jersey also features top shoulder bonded tape … and a button shawl flat knit collar. The socks feature an elasticated ankle zone”

 

Bliss.  As ‘The Fiver’ succinctly puts it: Porto unveil their third kit with a blizzard of nonsense.

More bad PR for PR?

After serving his 18 month jail sentence for phone hacking, Andy Coulson has set up a new PR firm, Coulson Chappell.  You’ve got to love John Prescott, the former Deputy PM and sometime partner of Nessa in Gavin and Stacey.  Prescott won damages after having his phone hacked.  On hearing of Coulson’s new venture, he said “I see Andy Coulson has got a new job in PR.  I left him a good luck message on my mobile”