Golf is not allowed at the moment due to the Covid lockdown restrictions.
Which is crazy, because surely golf is the most socially-distanced, Covid-restriction-friendly outdoor pursuit there could be.
I won’t lie to you, it’s making me a bit ratty.
Indeed, you could say I’ve been feeling a bit below par.
How witty, you may say. Please don’t.
Because this expression is always used incorrectly. As every golfer knows – no, scrub that. As everyone knows, below par is good. Above par is bad. So if I’m feeling below par, I’m doing well. If I’m feeling above par, I’m doing badly. Not so difficult really.
I don’t understand why the common usage of this expression has evolved to be so, well, er, wrong. Or, if you’ll indulge me, over par.
And that makes me almost as ratty as not being able to play golf.