A shadowy elite who rule the world

According to a recent YouGov poll, 13% of UK adults believe that… “Regardless of who is officially in charge, there is a single group of people who secretly control events and rule the world together.”

The more you think about this, the more difficult this is to dismiss.  Surely this many conspiracy theories can’t be wrong. And all the evidence does point to a small group of like-minded individuals who  have massive influence on the life and culture of the UK.

They have weird identifiers, which mean little to outsiders but allow them to recognise each other like a kind of macabre modern-day masonic handshake.

  • Furiosa
  • MadamDeathStare
  • Kidnapped
  • StealthPolarBear
  • FuzzyOwl
  • FoxesSitOnBoxes
  • TheCountessOfFitzdotterel
  • EatShitDerek
  • TiggerYouBastard
  • AndTakeYourPenguinWithYou

Who are these threatening sounding characters?  It’s not SPECTRE – they used numbers to identify each other.  Rosa Klebb was ‘Number Two’. How much more scary though would it have been  if she was known only as EmilyBrontesCorset?  Mwah hah hah.

But it’s worse than that.  Today Britain is secretly governed by an unelected, unaccountable elite known to the cognoscenti as Mumsnet. They see everything and their tentacles are everywhere.  Be very afraid.

If this blog is gone tomorrow, you’ll know why.  Don’t get involved.  Don’t call the police.  Save yourself.

 

 

 

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